jean shorts of my life.

want to know a secret? i stalk ASOS maternity clearance section. (super cute stuff for a great price!) a few times a day, say. and i saw these babies a while ago but my size kept going out of stock! blerg! but then, get ready, just a minute ago, i was wasting time NOT mopping my floor when i found them! one pair left and in my size! the hallelujah chorus ran loud! and here they are, they are mine. with free shipping too! (you hear that ASOS, i like ya!)

now, im not going to look nearly as adorable and waif like as she is, but im going to wear them as much as my round self will please.